No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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