talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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