If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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