Having a random hookup so left but love u
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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