therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I am one with the molecules
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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