oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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