Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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