I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
Randomize
