I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
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