you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
so much tequila, so little girl.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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