just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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