so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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