Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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