i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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