Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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