My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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