i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I'm bleeding and have questions
Randomize
