So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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