Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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