Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Randomize
