Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
You don't have asthma, your pregnant
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Randomize
