Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
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