I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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