this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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