I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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