Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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