We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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