Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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