I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
This is my life. Enjoy the view
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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