just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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