So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
the night ended with taco bell and tears
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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