Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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