i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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