Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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