p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
and you fell through a lawn chair
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Randomize
