member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
i think i just lost a toe
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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