just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
