I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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