my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
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