Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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