He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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