She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
