You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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