I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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