New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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