A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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