he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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