We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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