We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
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go home
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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