I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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